Monday, February 2, 2009

Google Knows All

I found this Google game over at Coming Home, and thought it looked like fun:

Q1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Erin needs a servant.
(Oh. My. Goodness. Yes, please!)

Q2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Erin looks like Harry Potter on drugs.
(How exactly would that look, anyway?)

Q3: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Erin says "Sit" Happens!

Q4: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Erin wants to pack 330 cookies in eight boxes.
(But I don't know if I can!!!)

Q5:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Erin does the Donkey Dance.
(Daily! Some day it will attract a donkey, I'm sure of it!)

Q6: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Erin hates stripping. She hates it the way Marie Antoinette hated wigs.
(But, I thought Marie Antionette liked wigs? No?)

Q7: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Erin asks her class to help her raise the $8000 needed to free an abused elephant, named Lilly.
(Poor Lilly! I hope I can adopt her!)

Q8: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Erin likes waffles.
(It's true!)

Q9: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Erin eats emos.
(Well, when I'm out of waffles...)

Q10: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Erin wears many hats.
(All at once! Wasn't there a children's book about that?)

Q11: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Erin was arrested for offensive touching.
(You know it! I'm always so tempted...!)

Q12: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
Erin loves to cut things with her scissors, but cutting things can cause lots of trouble.
(One time I cut my own bangs, true story. Curly bangs are NOT nice...)


Kern said...

Awesome. What will Google do next??

ShannonPatterson said...

that is possibly brilliant but I can't decide for sure

Doniree said...

Aw, that doesn't work if you have a made-up name like Doniree! Not even Doni works... *sigh* :)

lucklys said...

yeah, i'm definitely gonna try this! i'm so glad someone is eating those emos though, they were beginning to pop up everywhere.

Larissa said...

OMG! This cracked me up! I especially loved:

"Erin eats emos.
(Well, when I'm out of waffles...)"

Thanks I needed a good laugh!

Katelin said...

i luckily don't have any criminal records when i google myself, haha. however i apparently need to take two tylenol and motrin, haha.

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